The PM Group Names New ‘COVID Protection Officer’ to its Staff
In the wake of the worldwide COVID pandemic that has required businesses to take many precautionary measures to safeguard their employees, The PM Group announced today it has created new safety protocols that will be led by its newest agency member.
It was an exhausting search that took some persuasion to land the perfect candidate according to President & Chief Operating Officer Fran Yanity. ‘Slimer’ needed to be coaxed away from his four decades long residency in New York City terrorizing people there. But with an excellent benefits & compensation plan, we got the perfect man for the job,” Yanity declared.
Visitors to the PM Group’s primary offices in San Antonio, will be greeted immediately upon entering their lobby by Chief Protection Officer Slimer and he will provide all guests & staff members with complimentary hand sanitizer.
When asked why he gave up his haunting career in New York City, Slimer stated that “the low cost of living in Texas, no state income taxes and San Antonio’s beautiful River Walk,” were very attractive given the poor state of affairs in New York today.
CEO & Founder of The PM Group, Bob Wills, stated this; “Slimer is a fictional Ghostbuster’s movie character with a great history and I look forward to eliminating his position as soon as COVID has been defeated.”
About The PM Group: The PM Group was founded in 1988. For over 33 years, the agency has continued to grow and is San Antonio’s largest advertising agency. The PM Group’s client roster spans numerous industries including automotive, CPG, entertainment and sports marketing, legal, business services, non-profit, real estate and fitness. In addition, the agency hosts an annual Charity Gala that to date has raised millions of dollars for local San Antonio area non-profit organizations in the last 15 years! In the past 10 years, The PM Group has raised both directly and indirectly over $12 million for these charities. It is our way of giving back to the community that we so humbly serve.